You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Randomize
