real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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