Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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