I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
