What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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