i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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