Tell her she can't have a vagina
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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