I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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