Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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