So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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