You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am available for nakedness
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