I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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