He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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