We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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