i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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