Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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