Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Congratulations! We have a period
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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