I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Couch. On fire.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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