he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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