Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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