That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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