Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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