this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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