there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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