i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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