You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
pray to the hookup gods
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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