It's like a parade of train wrecks.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Randomize
