Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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