How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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