So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
