i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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