We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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