i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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