morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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