idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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