dude i'm inner monologue high
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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