If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
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