I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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