Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
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