Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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