I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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