Just fell off a train. Bad.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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