Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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