Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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