So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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