He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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