NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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