That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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