CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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