This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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