After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I want to be your penis for a week.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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