Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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